LIGHTER THAN AIR
Edited by Jeff Pardo
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WHY AIRPLANES ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WOMEN:
Airplanes usually kill you quickly whereas a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've been in.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes aren't pregnant when they're late.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, just like women, airplanes are expensive to operate
and it usually means trouble if they suddenly go quiet.
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