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Ten Imponderables Worth Pondering
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is the speed of darkness?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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